Wednesday, August 25, 2010

I'm calling BULLSHIT on Elin Nordegan



WINDERMERE, Fla. -- Tiger Woods' ex-wife Elin Nordegren said she has "been through hell" since her husband's infidelity surfaced but she never hit him, according to an interview released Wednesday. Nordegren told People magazine she and Woods tried for months to reconcile the relationship. In the end, a marriage "without trust and love" wasn't good for anyone, she said. On Thanksgiving night outside their Florida home, Woods drove his SUV over a fire hydrant and into a tree, setting off shocking revelations that sports' biggest star had been cheating on his wife through multiple affairs. The couple officially divorced Monday. Nordegren told People that she never hit Woods on the night of the car crash. "There was never any violence inside or outside our home," she said. "The speculation that I would have used a golf club to hit him is just truly ridiculous." Nordegren said Woods left the house that night and when he didn't return after a while, she got worried and went to look for him. She said that's when she found him in the car. "I did everything I could to get him out of the locked car," she said. "To think anything else is absolutely wrong."


Bullshit Elin, You know the first chance you got you beat the shit out of Tiger with a fucking 9-iron. Who are you kidding. Find out your hubby was stickin it in about 400 different ugly chicks you know you are gonna go fuckin banana fucking bonkers. I mean you can cover it up and "say" that Tiger must've just been blacked out and ran his whip into a tree but I doubt it. It's not like Tiger can't drive (wait a minute? pun? He actually hasn't been able to hit a solid driver in the past 6 months).

But anyway, I still don't know who I feel bad for in this whole Tiger story. I kind've feel bad for Elin a little because some of the pussy that Tiger was slaying on the side really wasn't impressive for a man of his stature. Tiger you definitely could've pulled some better ass than you did. But who feels bad for Tiger. He pretty much just lost the ability to slam his smoke of a wife Elin and basically threw his career out the fucking window the past year. The guy is most definitely a sexual deviant and he just wants to go and fuck everything and I think that's his problem. It's like he is some sort of junkie for sex with ogresses. That's why his game is slipping. He's in withdrawl from slammin some pink. Guy goes from on top of the world winning 60 million tournaments and being untouchable in the golf and real life, has about Eleventy-Billion dollars and strings tail whenever he wants it to being a slummer who can't even make the cut, can't make 3-footers, can't pound random snapper, and has to deal with one of the hottest smokes on the planet getting a divorce with him.

Who do you guys feel worse about? Vote 1 for Elin gettin shafted by Tiger slammin fugglies? Or Vote 10 for Tiger losing his "Mojo-I'm on top of the world-Swingin Dick-Dominating the PGA" game?

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