http://bleacherreport.com/articles/442541-elin-nordegren-15-athletes-she-should-date-after-tiger-woods-divorce#page/1
I guess this is Elin's day here on the Philly Stool. But when you look like she does you can be every post on here for all I care. Anyway, check out the names of the athletes compiled here:
1. Jacoby Ellsbury
2. Cristiano Ronaldo
3. Rory McIlroy
4. Anders Svensson
5. Mark Sanchez
6. Matt Leinart
7. Tom Brady
8. Alex Rodriguez
9. Shaun White
10. David Wright
11. Phil Mickelson
12. Jay Cutler
13. Sam Bradford
14. Rafael Nadal
15. Michael Jordan
Okay, so aside from this list sucking terribly who are they missing? I'm sure many of you mutts would throw around the King of Laying Pipe, Derek Jeter, but fuck him. He's literally hooked up with every hot girl on the planet. Jeter been had smokes. But in all seriousness where is k-mac on this list? I'm barely employed, haven't played a serious sport since high school unless you want to count the lowest division of intramural hoops at Penn State, and I once shot a 73 on the local muni course at home. Tell me what any of these chumps on this list have on me? ::crickets chirping:: thats right, nothing. So while I feel bad for ya gettin cheated on and stuff honey, holla at your boy k-mac, I'll take you out for the best cheese steak here in Philly and the best 45 seconds of your life afterwards.
Anders Svensson
Who is Anders Svensson? He is the captain of the Swedish national football team. By dating Svensson, Elin retains her cred for dating a national sports star while being able to put behind her the life and times with Tiger Woods in America.
Mark Sanchez
As for current sports headlines, Tiger Woods is old news compared to the hotshot quarterback of the most talked about team in the NFL. Dating the younger quarterback of a New York NFL franchise would be quite a statement.
Matt Leinart
If Sanchez doesn't work out, she could go always go for his USC predecessor in Arizona Cardinals quarterback Matt Leinart. At least she'd get a place to stay in Arizona, rather than Florida.
Tom Brady
Yea, Brady's married to Giselle. So what? The potential epic catfight between two supermodels would be worth the possible homewrecking.
Alex Rodriguez
Hey, he's got a boatload of money and some skeletons in the closet too. Maybe it'd be a good fit. If anything, perhaps Elin could be an October good luck charm for A-Rod like Kate Hudson.
Shaun White
Why Shaun White? Because he is the complete opposite of Tiger Woods. He is a pale-faced, big-haired X-Gamer who dabbles in, um, other recreational activities besides cheating on his wife.
David Wright
Derek Jeter is rumored to be spoken for by Minka Kelly, so Elin should go after the last big bachelor baseball player in New York, Mets third baseman David Wright.
Phil Mickelson
I know, I know, Phil is golf's darling and his wife is battling a serious illness, but wouldn't the revenge factor just be awesome?
Jay Cutler
This would be like dumpster diving for a Swedish supermodel, but slumming it with the boozing, interception-throwing quarterback of the Chicago Bears would be like finding out your ex-girlfriend was already over you and dating some random barfly.
Sam Bradford
Because every highly-touted rookie quarterback with $50 million in guaranteed money needs a hot woman on his arm.
Rafael Nadal
Nadal has ascended to the top of the tennis world, unseating Roger Federer as the ATP's top-ranked player. This is a fairly easy transition for Elin, who goes from the No. 1 golfer to the No. 1 tennis player.
Michael Jordan
What is one way to really burn up Tiger? Have a fling with one of his best friends and still one of the most visible athletes in the world. I'm sure His Airness could find something do with the cool $100 million Elin just picked up from Tiger.
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