99.9 % of People Who Get Naked In Public For a Cause Are Obnoxiously Gross Looking

Philly.com Hundreds of carefree cyclists traversed Center City on Sunday for the Philadelphia Naked Bike Ride. Very few people actually started the race naked, but some said they might dare to go bare as the ride progressed. Many wore swimsuits, underwear, some women went topless, and others with carefully applied body paint. Organizers hoped the event spotlighted the vulnerability of cyclists, to make drivers aware of the need to share the road, and to make people feel better about their bodies, whatever their shape or size.


Naked Bike Ride Photos

You know who doesn't do shit like this? NORMAL PEOPLE. Look through all 93 pictures and tell me theres more than maybe 2 people you would even consider talking to in your lifetime. All a bunch of fuckin hipsters trying to be noticed because mommy and daddy didn't love them enough as children. You know why they didnt love you? Because as children you probably read books and shit and didn't play any sports. I'll never understand people who didn't play sports as a kid. Unfortunately for everyone else, I was unstoppable at everything I played. Used to have dreams of having my own commercials with Lil' Penny and shit. Anyway, I digress. Moral of the story here is that you shouldn't ride a bike in the city because you just get in the way of everything and all of these people are gross. Now if there was a single naked smokeshow riding in this then I'd be dustin off my training wheels trying to get her to ride on my pegs faster than you could ever imagine.

P.S. - Is that Papa Shango in picture 19?
P.P.S. - For anyone lookin for some quick weight loss methods, or to induce vomitting this sideshow happens again September 5th, 2010 at dusk - http://phillynakedbikeride.org/