CORVALLIS, Ore. -- An Oregon State University offensive lineman has been dismissed from the team after police say they found him naked and intoxicated in a stranger's home and had to use stun guns to take him into custody.Corvallis police say they received the call about a naked intruder early Sunday.Responding officers ordered 19-year-old Tyler Patrick Thomas of Kalispell, Mont., to get on the ground, Lt. Tim Brewer said.Thomas refused and instead dropped into a three-point stance like a football player and lunged at the officers, Brewer said. At that point, he said, two officers fired their stun guns.Brewer said Thomas "absolutely was intoxicated" at the time.Thomas was arrested on suspicion of criminal trespass, criminal mischief and resisting arrest. He was booked into the Benton County jail and later released.Oregon State coach Mike Riley dismissed Thomas from the team Monday, OSU athletics spokesman Steve Fenk said. Thomas redshirted during the Beavers' 2009 season.
Copyright 2010 by The Associated Press
Gotta give T.P.T some credit here. Caught in the house. Naked. Ripped out of his mind. Knew he was done for, but tried to put his best pancake block on these coppers anyway. Can you imagine this behemoth dropping into a three-point stance and comin full steam at you? Screw the stun-guns, I'd want the Golden Gun from Golden Eye on N64 just to ensure this animal was put to sleep with one shot. On the other hand, there is no way every cop there wasn't laughing at this whole series of events. Let's see what the Stoolies think was more hilarious:
Vote 1 for T.P.T dropping down into a naked 3 point-stance as if USC was lined up across from him or Vote 10 for watching T.P.T's naked body seizure on the ground after a million volts flooded his system
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