Friday, August 27, 2010
Hurling Girl Takes it into the weekend.
Swiped straight from the NY Stool because I watched this about 20 times and still can't stop laughing. Look at the bitch next to her, she is still smiling even after getting a barf shower from pukezilla. The pilot doesn't give a shit about her or the interior of the plane. Gold.
Try not to look like this over the weekend. Get your whip game proper, and remember - get money, get paid.
PS: KFC, Fluff is fucking epic.
Men find, drag torpedo 1,000 feet in Port Richmond, caught sitting on it boozing face at 7 a.m.
A PennDot archaeological team arrived at a dig under I-95 this morning to find two men drinking beer and sitting on a 20-foot-long torpedo they apparently had found hours earlier in the Delaware River.
The archaeologists called police and the Bomb Squad evacuated the immediate area at Richmond and Cumberland Streets, near I-95.
The torpedo with the number 56 on its side was inert, but the men who found it will not be able to keep it because it is military ordnance.
Charles Metzger, a PennDot spokesman, pieced together the following story.
The team arrived at 7 a.m. and saw the pair sitting on the torpedo, beers in hand, on land between the dig and a Conrail yard.
The two were waiting for a third companion who had gone off to get a vehicle to take the torpedo away.
They told the archaeological team they had found the torpedo in the river and spent something like six hours dragging it about 1,000 feet to the work site.
Police said the torpedo weighed 800 to 1,000 pounds.
No charges are expected, police said. The bomb squad removed the torpedo from the site, but not until it fell once from the claw of the lift device used to load the metal tube into a truck.
Woha, woah woah... How fucking blacked out do you have to be to drag a 1,000 lb torpedo almost a 1/4 of a mile without knowing its 'going to blow you into pink mist' status? Unless you were a member of a bomb squad or military ordinance expert, why the hell would you even attempt this?
The true gem of this story is the PennDot crews found them at 7a.m. slamming beers sitting on this thing... Stay classy Philly
k-mac weighs in:
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These guys must have been crushed on the job. Who carries a half ton piece of metal anywhere? I don't care if it was made of gold and I could get my rocks out with it like those freaks with the balloons (insert link). It's a thousand fuckin pounds! To each his own I guess.
Love how they quietly dropped (no pun intended, but totally intended)* the "The bomb squad removed the torpedo from the site, but not until it fell once from the claw of the lift device used to load the metal tube into a truck." Like how do you explain that one if it somehow exploded when you dropped it? "Uh, yea, Chief, we kind of dropped the torpedo and killed everyone here," probably wouldn't go over real well.
*Totally stole the no pun intended line from Pres, but I love saying it so don't tell me I stole it in the comment section idiots
P.S. - I imagine DoC could find some use for this massive shaft...
Thursday, August 26, 2010
Hey NJ: Jersey Shore is the least of your worries
Philly.com How awful is MTV sur-reality show Jersey Shore , whose cast has taken over the otherwise idyllic hamlet of Seaside Heights? So bad, so awful, so hurtful, CNN reports, that Garden State residents say it gives their state a bad rep. In a poll of 1,190 New Jersey voters conducted this month by Connecticut's Quinnipiac University, 54 percent said Jersey Shore was bad for the state's image. The naysayers aren't just fans of Republican Gov. Christie , who has blasted the show and its brainiac stars Snooki , The Situation, and JWoww as part of a Jersey-hating conspiracy by New Yorkers. (The cast is overwhelmingly from New York.)
J-Shore loathing is one of the only bipartisan stances left in the nation: Fifty-seven percent of Republicans and 52 percent of Democrats agreed.
Poll director Maurice Carroll puts it bluntly: "New Jerseyans to New York: Keep your lowlifes at home and away from our seashore," he said.
Can I just remind New Jersey that New York, and to a lesser extend Pennsylvania are the reason that the wretched piece of land has any residents to begin with? If it wasn't for New Yorkers and Philadelphians invading your "seashore" (sidenote: using the term "seashore" is also a reason you should off yourself) - and populating your suburbs is the only reason you have any sort of an economy to begin with... Quit your bitching that a reality show is ruining your reputation. Your reputation was ruined when you accepted the first bag of trash from New York. Take a look in the mirror Jersey, have you seen Camden recently, not exactly the crown jewel of the country.
"Jersey Shore" probably brings more money to the fleabag town of Seaside than the normal freak parade that occupies that town. PS: Fix up your decrepit places people actually would to visit like Atlantic City and quit complaining about an MTV show.
Is Dallas Heaven? No. Fuck the Cowboys.
DALLAS — Fried food fans looking to feast at this year's State Fair of Texas will have to bring an ID along with their appetite. Fair officials unveiled eight finalists in the Big Tex Choice Awards, including alcohol-laced fried goodies, Wednesday. Vendors at the fair that runs Sept. 24 through Oct. 17 are seeking honors for best taste and most creative new offerings. Fair spokeswoman Sue Gooding says those hoping to try the beer-filled pretzel pockets and deep-fried frozen margaritas will have to prove they are at least 21. The other six finalists to be judged by members of the media Sept. 6 include a deep fried s'mores Pop-Tart, fried club salad, fried chocolate, fried lemonade, fried caviar that features black-eyed peas, and a fried Frito pie, with chili and corn chips.
Everyone needs to calm the fuck down and hold on for a MINUTE. Does this article say deep-fried beer-filled pretzel pockets? I think I had a slight orgasm in my mouth. This has got to be some sort've sacrilege. I refuse to believe this is real life. To the man who invented this deep fried concoction of glory I salute you. Honestly this guy combined probably the three BEST things in the world... Beer. Pretzels. and Deep Fried. How could this even be bad? I'm not so much of a tequila guy but I'm sure if I was I'd be gettin my rocks out to 'ritas those too.
I thought all was fine and good until I kept reading and found out they are deep frying s'mores Pop-Tarts down in Dallas too. If only you people in Dallas would blow up the Cowboys you might actually be on to something here. I'm no deep-fried connoisseur but I've had my fair share of deep-fried Oreos and Candy bars and I know that pretty much ANYTHING deep fried rules. But I can't even imagine putting a deep fried Pop-Tart in my mouth and not busting a nut in 30 seconds.
I hate shit like this though. Reading articles about awesome food or watching a show on the tube about unreal places and unheard of things to eat. You get all riled up only to realize you prolly aren't ever going to be there or eat that stuff. It's like when you are sitting home solo dolo and you start watching Food Network and see a cheese-steak wrapped in a pizza (Philly Taco) and deep-fried. You know you want it but you are never ever going to get it. Plus that shit never turns out to be what you expected. If you are ever in LA go try an Oki Dog you will see what I'm talking about.
One small step for gross...
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I gotta say, this is a good positive step forward for NJ, seeing as the entire state smells like the mix between Tyson Chicken Farms, a locker room, and Indian food covered in burnt hair. Now if only they could get these trucks to cruise the entire state they might be in business. Wait a minute, no matter what NJ does the entire state will be a complete waste of time.
If only we could get some of these "stationary misters" set-up in the SEPTA terminals. Better yet let's throw them on the trains and pretty much everywhere in center city.
P.S. Love the kid at the end straight up tellin it like it is. "Does it smell like perfume?" "No Bitch. This shit still smells like fucking garbage GTFO."
Does this look like the face of a woman arrested for possession of a crack pipe, driving with a vibrator and watching a porno?
(The Smoking Gun)AUGUST 25--A Cincinnati woman was simultaneously masturbating with a sex toy and watching a pornographic video while driving last week, according to cops who arrested her on assorted criminal charges.
Colondra Hamilton, 36, was pulled over last Tuesday evening in a traffic stop triggered when cops noticed she was driving a 2008 Pontiac with overly tinted windows.
That’s when officers noticed that Hamilton’s pants were unbuttoned. And she had a vibrator in her lap. Questioned by cops, Hamilton admitted to engaging in auto erotic manipulation, and revealed that she had also been watching a porno movie that was playing on the laptop of a friend in the passenger seat, according to an Elmwood Place Police Department report.
Hamilton, pictured in the above mug shot, was booked into the Hamilton County jail on a misdemeanor count of driving with “impaired alertness.” Hamilton was also charged with possession of drug paraphernalia since cops found a “broken piece of crack pipe” in her purse.
Yes. Yes it does.
Wednesday, August 25, 2010
Wake up with Beth Ostrosky
Beth Ostrosky is an American television personality. Unfortunately for everyone out there who is single this bird is already tied up to the LEGEND of pushing smut and crude humor Howard Stern. But to say the least Beth here is definitely one hot piece of ass.
Guess That Ass
Ew get it off me! Uma Thurman get control of yourself. If you want to be all fat and gross looking just wear a burlap sack instead of flaunting your disgusting ass on boats and in public. Clean that shit up and get back to straight murdering people in Kill Bill movies.
"The Situation" nets $400k for endorsing Protein Vodka
TMZ.com If you have ever thought to yourself, "Man, I want to drink whatever vodka The Situation drinks. And I wish it had
Sources tell TMZ the "Jersey Shore" money machine scored a $400,000 signing bonus to be the spokesman for a vodka company called Devotion.
But this ain't no ordinary booze -- Devotion contains a clear protein called Casein ... which can support an increase in lean body mass and a decrease in body
You've gotta be fucking kidding me... Now let me start by saying - I'm a fan of Jersey Shore, the show is hilarious watching these clowns troll smokes and waiting for JWOW's tits to explode... Flame all you want, but the show is classic, and the shit they come up with like "grenades", "landmines", and GFF is fucking hilarius. They deserve what they are getting paid, not because they have a shred of talent - but because we're all retarded enough to keep tuning in to see what skanks they are going to reel in this week. So if MTV rakes it from the show, so should they. But really, $400,000 for shilling a protein enhanced vodka... There are so many things wrong with this picture.
First, who gives a fuck about protein in their drank - the only thing I care about is its proof, how fast is this shit going to get me to blackout stage.
Second, this shit can't taste good. Vodka is supposed to contain one thing - alcohol (see above) - adding anything else is going to make it taste like dick. This is just another marketing ploy to appeal to Ed Hardy loving dickbags. Infused with protein, The Situation is probably stirring each batch with his dick laughing all the way to the bank.
Finally, what the fuck are we doing wrong... $400,000 to promote semen-laced vodka... We'll be lucky to make 400 bucks from Barstool Philadelphia... Fuck this.
The first time I hear anyone order this shit I'm going to punch them in the dick. If you are that concerned about sticking to your GTL regimen, you shouldn't be at the bar, you should off yourself. If you buy a bottle of this shit, you should also reconsider the air you are taking up on the planet.
Elin Nordegren: 15 Athletes She Should Date After Tiger Woods Divorce
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/442541-elin-nordegren-15-athletes-she-should-date-after-tiger-woods-divorce#page/1
I'm calling BULLSHIT on Elin Nordegan
WINDERMERE, Fla. -- Tiger Woods' ex-wife Elin Nordegren said she has "been through hell" since her husband's infidelity surfaced but she never hit him, according to an interview released Wednesday. Nordegren told People magazine she and Woods tried for months to reconcile the relationship. In the end, a marriage "without trust and love" wasn't good for anyone, she said. On Thanksgiving night outside their Florida home, Woods drove his SUV over a fire hydrant and into a tree, setting off shocking revelations that sports' biggest star had been cheating on his wife through multiple affairs. The couple officially divorced Monday. Nordegren told People that she never hit Woods on the night of the car crash. "There was never any violence inside or outside our home," she said. "The speculation that I would have used a golf club to hit him is just truly ridiculous." Nordegren said Woods left the house that night and when he didn't return after a while, she got worried and went to look for him. She said that's when she found him in the car. "I did everything I could to get him out of the locked car," she said. "To think anything else is absolutely wrong."
Bullshit Elin, You know the first chance you got you beat the shit out of Tiger with a fucking 9-iron. Who are you kidding. Find out your hubby was stickin it in about 400 different ugly chicks you know you are gonna go fuckin banana fucking bonkers. I mean you can cover it up and "say" that Tiger must've just been blacked out and ran his whip into a tree but I doubt it. It's not like Tiger can't drive (wait a minute? pun? He actually hasn't been able to hit a solid driver in the past 6 months).
But anyway, I still don't know who I feel bad for in this whole Tiger story. I kind've feel bad for Elin a little because some of the pussy that Tiger was slaying on the side really wasn't impressive for a man of his stature. Tiger you definitely could've pulled some better ass than you did. But who feels bad for Tiger. He pretty much just lost the ability to slam his smoke of a wife Elin and basically threw his career out the fucking window the past year. The guy is most definitely a sexual deviant and he just wants to go and fuck everything and I think that's his problem. It's like he is some sort of junkie for sex with ogresses. That's why his game is slipping. He's in withdrawl from slammin some pink. Guy goes from on top of the world winning 60 million tournaments and being untouchable in the golf and real life, has about Eleventy-Billion dollars and strings tail whenever he wants it to being a slummer who can't even make the cut, can't make 3-footers, can't pound random snapper, and has to deal with one of the hottest smokes on the planet getting a divorce with him.
Who do you guys feel worse about? Vote 1 for Elin gettin shafted by Tiger slammin fugglies? Or Vote 10 for Tiger losing his "Mojo-I'm on top of the world-Swingin Dick-Dominating the PGA" game?
Minor League Umpire blows it - Ryan Howard Ejected - Oswalt in LF? WTF
(Philly.com Sports)SCOTT BARRY will be the second-base umpire and Greg Gibson will be checking checked swings at third when the Phillies resume their thrilling series with the second-division Houston Astros tonight at Citizens Bank Park.
For fans unable to take their eyes off the two after the events of the last 2 nights, be forewarned: This might be one of the last chances to see the two together on the same field. That's because when he's not ejecting major league stars for the first or second time in their careers, Barry spends most of his time umpiring minor league games.
When Howard rolled his head after the first, Barry took a step toward him and leered back. It seemed like goading to me. Incensed after the second, Howard marched toward Barry as players, coaches and even Gibson attempted to impede his momentum.
"I've never seen him upset like that," Phillies manager Charlie Manuel said after the Astros beat the Phillies, 4-2, in 16 innings. "I've seen him mad, but never like that."
Two nights, two controversies for the Big Piece, whose ejection came the night after Gibson blew a base-line tag call, compounded it with what Manuel described as the most liberal interpretation of what a base line is, then hid behind his crew chief as the media sought clarification afterward.
Howard's ejection, so late in a game in which both teams had depleted their benches, forced the Phillies to play Roy Oswalt in leftfield and Raul Ibanez at first.\
What... the... fuck - Just a day after discussing blown calls by umpires - a minor league stroke job flexed his big boy muscles and called 2 checked swing strikes on Howard... The first one, maybe... the strike 3 call defines bullshit. This chode had it out for Howard and couldn't contain himself sitting on edge waiting to call him out. Video here: Philly.com Sports
This guy should stick to AAA where his calls don't fucking matter and nobody is there to see them.
Did anyone else see how fucked the game was after this? A pitcher making $15 million in left field, and the bullpen empty. I was glued to the game for 5+ hours, and for it to pretty much end because Scotty wanted to play in the big leagues is horseshit.
k-mac's take:
I'll let BigGuy get his jollies out about the umps and what not. Not even close to important in the discussion of this game. How about we don't complain about the umps and we start the M-V-P chant for Ryan Howard who put up a miraculous 0-7 with 5 K's. I haven't picked up a baseball bat that wasn't yellow and made out of plastic since 2002 and I could've put up better numbers. So let's get off the umpire's back for once and chalk up the loss to King K for not doing a damn thing for 7 at bats. The biggest issue is that we lost 2 in a row to the god damn Astros for christ's sake and are now tied for the Wild Card with the Giants. Might as well let the Mets climb back in it too while we're at it.
P.S. Was that Roy Oswalt shaggin that fly ball or The Say Hey Kid, Willie Mays? Such grace in the outfield from Big O
Hey McNabb, FUCK YOU!
A second read of Donovan McNabb’s now infamous GQ interview shows why interviewer Stephen Rodrick and McNabb owe us an apology. The extended interview appeared on GQ’s web site on Tuesday . In short, Rodrick calls all Philadelphians (and not just sports fans) “bat s--- crazy” in the introduction and insinuates that Eagles fans are spouse abusers (with McNabb as the spouse). "Philly and McNabb had devolved into a loveless marriage between a rageaholic and his long-suffering spouse," says Rodrick. McNabb doesn’t do much better in the interview, where he bashes Eagles’ management and the press, and doesn’t take responsibility for his Super Bowl performance or knowing the overtime rules in the NFL. Rodrick clearly owes Philadelphia sports fans an apology. Making fun of marital abuse isn’t right, and isn't good journalism. But McNabb comes off poorly in the interview, despite Rodrick’s efforts to praise McNabb and give him easy questions to answer. The interview's heart is McNabb’s revelation that he felt mistreated by Eagles’ management for years, because the team wouldn’t publicly defend him in the press. That is not true. The Eagles made McNabb the face of the franchise, paid him over $100 million in 11 years and defended him countless times. Rodrick doesn’t follow up and ask about the huge raise McNabb was given in the offseason after his 2008 benching for two quarters. McNabb reportedly demanded a “financial apology” from the Eagles for their actions. The Eagles then guaranteed McNabb would get an extra $5 million in the last two years of his contract. The other question McNabb and Rodrick avoid is McNabb’s leadership – or lack of leadership – with the Eagles. The popular perception, within Philadelphia, was that McNabb was not a team leader. “We all know Philly fans can be a little difficult, but there's a higher percentage of fans who truly love the Eagles and appreciate the things that you present to them,” McNabb says. But the McNabb team wants people across America to know he was abused in Philadelphia, is a great guy and is on par with Brett Favre, Peyton Manning and Tom Brady as a quarterback.
I really didn't want to write anything about this article but when I got to the line about McInjured being "on par" with Farve, Manning, or Brady I threw up in my mouth a little bit. I honestly can't stand the fact that people in Philly still talk about this low life chump. Hey McInjured, guess what... When you played for the Eagles you were most definitely one of the only reasons why we sucked dick for the past decade. I mean you put on a good show every now and then and got the hopes up for all Philadelphia fans but then you would crush it the next play and be on your ass.
It's also another pathetic attempt at bashing Philadelphia sports fans. To all you pussies who want to rag on us here in the Philty here's a big FUCK YOU all of you. Honestly do you know what Philadelphia sports fans want? THEY WANT TO FUCKING WIN!! Do we push ourselves to the limit and boo our own teams when they lose? Absolutely. Especially the fucking Eagles when McPussy was here. We don't feel like "just getting close." We don't appreciate the empty promises that were given to us. "We made it to the Super Bowl last year so this year we are going to win it." Yea McKnuckle thanks for getting our hopes up and then crashing them into the ground with another 7 yard completion on 3rd and 10.
Anyway, my wish is that we just stop talking about this piece of shit forever let the fucking Redskins deal with his shit. And please, don't EVER put his name in the same sentence as Farve, Manning, or Brady EVER again.
Tuesday, August 24, 2010
Wake up with Miranda Kerr
That's right fellas wake up with this glorious piece of fine ass Miranda Kerr. Miranda is an Australian model who is most notable for her half naked poses in Victoria Secret magazines across the world. I honestly don't know what I would do to be in the same room with her. K-mac's dick would prolly just bust through his jorts if she left because all he could think about is sniffin her fuckin seat.
Does This Look Like the Face of an Oregon State Offensive Lineman Found Naked and Intoxicated in a Stranger's House?
CORVALLIS, Ore. -- An Oregon State University offensive lineman has been dismissed from the team after police say they found him naked and intoxicated in a stranger's home and had to use stun guns to take him into custody.Corvallis police say they received the call about a naked intruder early Sunday.Responding officers ordered 19-year-old Tyler Patrick Thomas of Kalispell, Mont., to get on the ground, Lt. Tim Brewer said.Thomas refused and instead dropped into a three-point stance like a football player and lunged at the officers, Brewer said. At that point, he said, two officers fired their stun guns.Brewer said Thomas "absolutely was intoxicated" at the time.Thomas was arrested on suspicion of criminal trespass, criminal mischief and resisting arrest. He was booked into the Benton County jail and later released.Oregon State coach Mike Riley dismissed Thomas from the team Monday, OSU athletics spokesman Steve Fenk said. Thomas redshirted during the Beavers' 2009 season.
Copyright 2010 by The Associated Press
Gotta give T.P.T some credit here. Caught in the house. Naked. Ripped out of his mind. Knew he was done for, but tried to put his best pancake block on these coppers anyway. Can you imagine this behemoth dropping into a three-point stance and comin full steam at you? Screw the stun-guns, I'd want the Golden Gun from Golden Eye on N64 just to ensure this animal was put to sleep with one shot. On the other hand, there is no way every cop there wasn't laughing at this whole series of events. Let's see what the Stoolies think was more hilarious:
Vote 1 for T.P.T dropping down into a naked 3 point-stance as if USC was lined up across from him or Vote 10 for watching T.P.T's naked body seizure on the ground after a million volts flooded his system
PA #1 in Not Killing People With Our Eggs
So there has been some study done by the CDC (the Center of Disease Control for all you inept readers out there) claiming that Pennsylvania leads the way in egg safety. HA! Sit on that one Boston and NYC. But anyway, these are the tips listed for staying safe with eggs:
To reduce the risk of Salmonella enteritidis:
Keep eggs refrigerated at or below 45° F.
Discard cracked or dirty eggs.
Wash hands, cooking utensils, and food preparation surfaces with soap and water after contact with raw eggs.
Cook eggs until both the white and the yolk are firm, and eat promptly after cooking.
Do not keep eggs warm or at room temperature for more than two hours.
Refrigerate unused or leftover egg-containing foods promptly.
Avoid eating raw eggs.
You have to be a complete vagrant to not do all of these on the reg. Who needs to see this in print to know to do this shit? Even the homeless vagabond around the corner from me won't take my Egg McMuffin if he knows it isn't cooked properly. We should change the PA license plates from the "Keystone State" to "Our chickens are least likely to murder you."
Wake up with Sophia Bush
Wake up with (or have lunch with) a classic selection of Sophia Bush. Sophia is an American actress most notably from the television series One Tree Hill, where she plays Brooke Davis. Her body is glorious and her face doesn't fuck around. All around A+ if you ask me.
McNabb injured in preseason game?!?!?
(DigitalSportsDaily) Not only did the Washington Nationals see their phenom starting pitcher Stephen Strasburg leave early in their game against the Phillies with an injury, the Redskins newest quarterback, Donovan McNabb suffered an ankle injury in their loss to the Baltimore Ravens
Hey Redskins Fans - this is what you signed up for by picking up #5 - welcome to the last decade of being an Eagles fan.
Your new quarterback will spend more time on his back then he will taking it to the end zone. Have a blast with Donovan McInjured. <3 Philadelphia.
Man blacks out gets shot in the head. Finds bullet 5 years later.
BERLIN - Police say a Polish man living in Germany was shot in the back of his head, but that it took him five years to realize it. Police said Tuesday that the 35-year-old men was hit by a .22-caliber bullet in the western town of Herne as he was out in the street partying and drunk on New Year's Eve five years ago. They say the man recalled receiving a blow to the head, but told them he didn't seek medical assistance at the time. The bullet did not penetrate the skull, and police say the man only went to see a doctor recently when he felt a lump on the back of his head. An X-ray showed an object under his skin, and doctors operated and found the projectile. Police say it may have been a stray bullet fired by a reveler in celebration.
Alright, what the fuck is going on here? You are telling me that you got so blacked out that you didn't realize you got shot in the head? I mean I've seen the other side of the blackness but shot in the head!?! Like when you wake up the next morning with a bullet in your fucking head you don't feel it? I mean MAYBE I can understand if this guy was on a bender and was B'd the fuck O for a few days but 5 years?!? I honestly have no idea how shit like this happens.
Even when I'm hammered I know when something hurts. And when you feel something hurt when you are hammered you know the next day you are completely fucked, because if it hurts when you are blacked it's going to hurt about 600x worse the next day when you are sober. So I'd like to think I would feel a bullet go into the back of my head. I'm no Rasputin but I think if I got popped in the back of the head with a .22 I'd drop to my knees and at least pass out.
I mean thinking about it now I guess getting shot when you are hammered and not realizing isn't the most deranged part about this story. I think the fact that it took this man 5 years to realize is the most mind-boggling part. Does the man not shower or wash his hair? Has he not gone through a metal detector ever in his life? Like dude you have a fucking bullet in the back of your head that's not a natural feeling bump. I love the casual end to the story too. The man "only recently went to a doctor because of the lump on the back of his head." That's the kicker. Guy must be out of his mind at all times to just feel the lump now after 5 years.
P.S. Do you think this guy pulls any tail with this story? "Yea I was out partying and got shot in the back of the head. Want to see the bullet lodged in the back of my skull?"
Why Philly Sucks. And why we don't have a barstool... until now.
(Philly.com) So does Philadelphia have a blog tax? The city says no. It has a business-privilege license that is required of any business operating in the city. The license costs $50 a year or $300 for a lifetime license. Well, some bloggers who make a few dollars from Web ads were informed recently that they had to obtain a license. Not because they were bloggers, the city says. But because they made money. Something about small-time bloggers getting hit up for money by the government got a lot of blog writers and readers fired up. "Unbelievably stupid," wrote a commenter on BuzzFeed. "Even if you look past the issues of free speech and excessive regulation, no city progresses economically by making its young, tech-savvy residents move away." Philebrity, a local blog that makes money and has a business-privilege license, declared: "Philly brain drain is so drastic and wild that any sort of news story that runs anywhere about how the City, in an official capacity, discourages creativity or free speech feels like a punch in the face."
Here we go again. Another reason why Philadelphia sucks. Let's tax all the people who move here and try to start a blog which, who knows maybe will lead some more people into this shit hole of a city. I have an idea how about we charge people $150 every time they come into the city and take a piss. Maybe then the SEPTA terminals won't have that violent smell.
Seriously, how do you expect some low life bloggers like the bigguy, k-mac and myself cough up 300 spanks to run Barstool Philly? We don't have the bread to throw around like El Pres at the Boston stool. We are just a bunch of low income bums slummin in the Philthy pushing as much smut and flexing our blogging nuts as much as we can on the side of our real lives. Plus we need those three hundred bills so we can go get blacked at the local sideshow bar. I mean three hundos covers the 2 kegs me and bigguy pregame with. Leaves us about $100 for k-macs 6 pack of Zima and a night at the bars. We also need a few extra $$ for the carpet repair for when k-mac pukes the morning after.
So here's a big Fuck You to Philly. Thank you for once again discouraging the youth of the nation to spend anytime in this piece of shit city.
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